What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

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What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

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Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

What did they call Jesus after He died on the cross?

Xavier

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What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What's the Middle East's favorite candy?

YemenHeads

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.