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What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

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What do you call a child afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

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Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

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What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.