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What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What's a pirate's most favorite letter?

A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).