What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud

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What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

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What do mathematicians read for fun?

Conics

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

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What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

What word has the most letters in it?

Postbox.