What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud

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Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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Why did the letter arrive wet?

Because it had postage dew.

Why is E the only good letter?

Because every other letter is not E!