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What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud

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Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

How did the homeless handicap child die?

Alone

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".