She had never learned to spell properly.
Kitchen
Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.
The Elfabet!
A ghost writer.
One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
An envelope!
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
Because they can't put their finger on it.
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!
Spelling.