Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?

She had never learned to spell properly.

Previous Random Joke Next

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

Difficulty Jokes More Difficulty Jokes