She had never learned to spell properly.
F-A-R-T
They must follow the letter of the law.
The elf-abet.
A pig pen!
He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)
U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.
By hare mail!
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!