She had never learned to spell properly.
Because Noel.
C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?
The braille left her lips numb.
Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!
Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!
Ehh it's easier If I just write it off as tax evasion
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Spelling.