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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Whats the difference between a woman president and pizza?

Most people like the idea of pizza better.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.