What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the pickle leave the bar?

Because the door was ajar!

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much did the pirate pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Who delivers pizza in the hood?

Popo John's

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What kind of investments do musicians make?

Sound investments.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.