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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

How much does a moil get paid?

Fifty dollars and a tip.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What is the dankest kind of pizza?

Pepe-roni

How do Mexicans cut pizza?

Little Caesars (say it out loud)

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag