Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza
You open it slightly so it's ajar.
A turkey.
A pittance.
Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!
Pepe-roni
She is allergic to nuts.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Cache in hand.
With a "Cry-key!"
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
The pizza can feed a family of 4.
One composes, the other decomposes...
Cut it in half.
You start with a large one.
They prefer cash.
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
