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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

How much do deodorant factory workers get paid?

A pittance.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What's an STD's favorite kind of pizza?

Heperoni

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why do men like love at first sight?

Because he knows it's all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

Which musician is the most generous?

Cher

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.