What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the calculator pay $100 for a pack of cigarettes?

There was a sin tax error. 8.5

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

Why did blonde open a fishcan in a shop?

Because on top of it was written: Open here.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.