What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How is a computer like an air conditioner?

They both stop working properly when you open windows.

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-Wan Kenobi

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

What kind of investments do musicians make?

Sound investments.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word