What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

What did the pavement smoother say after he lost his hands?

I literally can't even.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Who's there! Cash! Cash who?

Cash me if you can!