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Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

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Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver.

How did King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

Little seizures

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What do you do if an epileptic has a seizure in your bath?

Throw in your washing.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'