Little Seizure Jokes

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

What did Groot say when he had amnesia?

Am I Groot? (Credit to my 7year old son)

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

Epilepsy Jokes More Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you call an epileptic in a deck chair?

A transformer.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

How does Lil Wayne get inspiration for his new music?

He listens to his old music.