Little Seizure Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

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Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

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Where do epileptics get pizza?

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What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

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Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

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What do you call tiny Batman?

Lil Wayne

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What is the hottest time of day?

2:flirty

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.