Little Seizure Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

Little seizures

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Which day of the week do ghosts like best?

Moandays.

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves?

Russell

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Epilepsy Jokes More Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean

What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?

An ingestigation

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.