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Little Seizure Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

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Where does the midget pizza chef with epilepsy work?

Little seizures

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What's an epileptic's least favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures.

Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place?

Little seizures

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

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What kind of fish is funny, beautiful and a good role model for young women?

Tuna Fey.

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What's Sad About Lunch in Ethiopia?

There is no lunch.

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Why did my friend get a screw in her pizza?

She is allergic to nuts.

Epilepsy Jokes More Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

What's a dentists favorite time of day?

Tooth-Hurty

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

Epileptic Jokes More Epileptic Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'