Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

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Leg Ground Beef Jokes More Leg Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

Seizure Salad Jokes More Seizure Salad Jokes

What is a person with epilepsy's favourite salad?

Chicken Seizure Salad.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Motto Jokes More Motto Jokes

What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?

Sieze the day

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

Julius Seizure Jokes More Julius Seizure Jokes

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

Roman Emperor Jokes More Roman Emperor Jokes

What mouse was a Roman emperor?

Julius Cheeser!

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior.

Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Little Seizure Jokes More Little Seizure Jokes

What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.