Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

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What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Motto Jokes More Motto Jokes

What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?

Sieze the day

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Leg Ground Beef Jokes More Leg Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

Julius Seizure Jokes More Julius Seizure Jokes

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors?

A Julius Seizure.

Roman Emperor Jokes More Roman Emperor Jokes

What mouse was a Roman emperor?

Julius Cheeser!

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

Little Seizure Jokes More Little Seizure Jokes

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

Seizure Salad Jokes More Seizure Salad Jokes

What's an epileptic persons favorite appetizer?

Seizure Salad.

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed