Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

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What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

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Foam Jokes More Foam Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

Julius Seizure Jokes More Julius Seizure Jokes

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common?

Very little

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

Leg Ground Beef Jokes More Leg Ground Beef Jokes

What do you call... A cow with one leg?

Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs Your mom

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

Roman Emperor Jokes More Roman Emperor Jokes

What mouse was a Roman emperor?

Julius Cheeser!

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

Motto Jokes More Motto Jokes

What is the motto for the Epilepsy Research Society?

Sieze the day

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you