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Epilepsy Jokes

What do you call a cow with epilepsy?

Beef jerky!

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy?

Julius Seizure.

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

Foam Jokes More Foam Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

Motto Jokes More Motto Jokes

What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

Roman Emperor Jokes More Roman Emperor Jokes

What mouse was a Roman emperor?

Julius Cheeser!

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What people travel the most?

Romans.

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because

Seizure Salad Jokes More Seizure Salad Jokes

What is an epileptics favourite food?

Seizure Salad

What do you do with epileptic lettuce?

You make a seizure salad.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.