What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

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How do you make a dwarf taller?

Ge-gnome therapy

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.