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What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

What do a dwarf and a midget have in common?

Very little.