What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

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What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

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Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.