What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Whats the best part about sleeping with a midget?

You're sure to get a little head

Why do midgets always fight?

Short tempers.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs?

A small arms dealer.