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What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

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Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget in a subway saying, "tick...tick...tick..."?

A metro-gnome

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Dwarf Jokes More Dwarf Jokes

What do midgets and dwarfs have in common?

Just a little

How many dwarfs does take to change a light bulb?

It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.