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What mouse was a Roman emperor?

Julius Cheeser!

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

Where are you?

I said to watch him like a hawk! ME: soaring 20m above w/ a beakful of mice I AM

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What mouse was a Roman emperor?

Julius Cheeser!

What do you call a roman emperor with epilepsy?

Julius Seizure