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Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

Why do mice need oiling?

Because they squeak!