Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.