Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

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How do you save a drowning mouse?

Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!

What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!