Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!

How many mice does it takes to screw, in a lightbulb?

Two, as always.