Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

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Why do mice have long tails?

Well they'd look silly with long hair!

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!