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Why are elephants no good at Net surfing?

Because they're scared of the mouse.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What's the difference between a fish and an elephant?

OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in there first.

What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers?

Cracka-lackin