What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's?

They 'loin' fast!

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?

A molar bear

What does the dentist of the year get?

A little plaque.

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What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!