What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea?

Getting the news from your dentist

Expert Jokes More Expert Jokes

What do you call an expert in psychedelics?

A trip advisor.

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

Steve Harvey Jokes More Steve Harvey Jokes

What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.