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What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

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What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

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Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

What do you call an expert at making ship parts?

A master master.

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.