We need to give you a cavity search
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.
I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones
Cats can't drive!
Because they are so filling.
Fill 'er up!
IN PLANE SIGHT!
She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.
To help with the cavity searches
He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
