What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

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What 3 things that tell the truth?

Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.

What is your favorite knick knock joke?

Do tell.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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Why don't progressives go to the dentist?

Because dentists like everything straight and white.

How cool is that?

We don't know who he is, but we know his dentist!

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

What do you call being sick because of an airport?

Terminal illness

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches

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What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.