What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

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What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.