What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!