How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

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Why did Jon Snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

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What do you call an expert at making ship parts?

A master master.

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.