How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did music tell the pancakes?

B flat.

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Expert Jokes More Expert Jokes

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.

Archer Jokes More Archer Jokes

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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What's The Difference Between Snowmen, & Snow Women?

Snowballs.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same