How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

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Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

Dug

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What is a Chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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