How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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They both lost jack.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Who would you ask for advice about a lion?

A lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel