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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are hipsters the oldest known form of life?

They were on the Earth before it was cool.

What's the difference between a surgeon and God?

God knows he's not a surgeon.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Expert Jokes More Expert Jokes

What do you call an expert in psychedelics?

A trip advisor.

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Archer Jokes More Archer Jokes

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Amp Jokes More Amp Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?