Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you call 2 crackers arguing?

White noise.

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Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

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Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

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How many sad soccer fans are there today?

A Brazillion...

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.