Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!
A Maxi Pad
Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.
She told people to stop patronizing her.
Liberal Arts Degrees.
He is going to tell you.
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
A necromancer
Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions
I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....
Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Chickpeas
IFap
I dunno. Ask the kids.
