Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.
Because they grew a part.
An amateur teen ()
Der.
Because people are dying to get in.
Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
Getting the news from your dentist
I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
Current.
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Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
Just wait, they'll tell you.
