Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

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Whats the opposite of under?

Der.

What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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How many people in Brazil shave?

A Brazilian.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Why do so many girls do archaeology degrees?

Because they love digging up the past.

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (World Cup)

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How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.