Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
So he can kick out at 2.
2: I'm a big fan.
R/news
A Socialist.
Mini Soda
Hot dog!'
Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.
He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.
She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra
Opens the car door.
Not today.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
I dunno, ask the Kids.
