How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego

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What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

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The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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It'll dim sum

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The Hanbook

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How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)