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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't kids like cheesy jokes?

They're too mature for their taste

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

GtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

What does a Chinese cow say?

Governess(https://translate.google.com/m/translate#en/zh-CN/Governess)

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

Smartphone Jokes More Smartphone Jokes

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)