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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did Michael Phelps say after the Mens 200m?

I would've gotten second if it weren't for you medaling kids.

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

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What are we waiting for?

The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Who's yo daddy?

Black girl: I dunno lol Black guy: Same

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.