How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

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Where do you find a kid with no legs?

Right where you left him

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.

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What are you reading?

Pupil: I dunno! Teacher: But you're reading aloud! Pupil: But I'm not listening!

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.