How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

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What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips