How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin.

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A new-Bourne

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips