How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

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What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

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What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.