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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

Why do hipsters only use the microwave?

Because they don't like conventional ovens.

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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips