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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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To bone up on his schoolwork.

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A baby with its hand in the power socket.

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A frog in a blender.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.