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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Tortilla Chip Jokes More Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

100 Baby Jokes More 100 Baby Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

Tortilla Jokes More Tortilla Jokes

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.