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Tortilla Chip Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

Rhesus Pieces.

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

100 Baby Jokes More 100 Baby Jokes

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.