Tortilla Chip Jokes

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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What do you say to a lady that has to make 100 shirts by tomorrow?

You seamstressed

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

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Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.