Tortilla Chip Jokes

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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What do you call a sad suicidal bird?

A Robin Williams.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a cow that's just had a baby?

De-calfinated!

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Who's there! Bowl! Bowl who?

Bowl me over!

What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

Blender Foot Jokes More Blender Foot Jokes

Tortilla Jokes More Tortilla Jokes

How do you put a baby into a small bowl?

Put it in the blender first How do you get it out Tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!