How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

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Because it takes longer to pick up.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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With any luck, right after it finishes college.

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What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

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Apple Sauce

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How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

What did Robin Williams say to the tortilla chip?

It's nacho fault.