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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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Light bulbs

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What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

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What's the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?

There's always a 50/50 chance the blender isn't on

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips