What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

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What did the flower couple call their two babies?

Poli, Nate

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

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What do you call a big trash can?

A dumpster.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

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What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.