What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

When you are a mouse!