What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Who's there! Bowl! Bowl who?

Bowl me over!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!