What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

He wanted to feed the mouse.

What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.