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What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!

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What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

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What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing