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What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

Why do mice have such tiny balls?

Because so few of them can dance!