What does a cat call a bowl of mice?

A purrfect meal!

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Who's there! Bowl! Bowl who?

Bowl me over!

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

With a mouse warming party!

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.