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What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?

Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

Conga Jokes More Conga Jokes

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

Who's there! Conga! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this!