What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

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What sort of transport does a sheep use?

A ewe-nicycle

What sort of animals make the best TV presenters?

Gnus - readers!

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What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Conga Jokes More Conga Jokes

Who's there! Conga! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this!

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!