What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

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What sort of shoes to ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

Why can't there be some sort of mathematic formula for making friends?

A squadratic formula, if you will.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What dance did the Pilgrims do?

The Plymouth Rock.

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

Conga Jokes More Conga Jokes

Who's there! Conga! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this!

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!