What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party?

A paper jam

Why do walruses go to tupperware parties?

They are always looking for a tight seal.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

Conga Jokes More Conga Jokes

Who's there! Conga! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this!

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!