Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

What do you do with a wombat?

You play wom with it.

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Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Which big cat should you never play cards with?

A cheetah!

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why did the CS major quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.