Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

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What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

What's the stupidest animal in the jungle?

The polar bear.

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.