Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Where does the Internet football team play?

Webley.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

What is the dumbest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

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Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

Why did the CS major quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.