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Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Why don't ghosts play sports?

Boo!

What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

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When the animal kingdom had a poker party who didn't they invite?

The Cheetahs!

Why can't animals ever have an Olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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Why shouldn't you play cards in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

A refrigerator wearing a denim jacket

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Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.