Cs Jokes

Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

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Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

Why do rabbits always get banned from CS:GO?

Because they're always bunny-hopping.

What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Why did the CS major quit his job?

He didn't get arrays.

Why did the opera singer go sailing?

They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who's there! Cannelloni! Cannelloni who?

Cannelloni some money till next week

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

Which letter of the alphabet is the laziest?

Letter G (lethargy)

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.