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Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

What did the dog say to the old tree?

Bark

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.