Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bargain. Bargain who?

Bargain up the wrong tree!