Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog from Minnesota say?

Woof da.

What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

About seven miles an hour.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Bargain. Bargain who?

Bargain up the wrong tree!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!