Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Wrong Tree Jokes More Wrong Tree Jokes

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bargain. Bargain who?

Bargain up the wrong tree!