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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

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Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals?

In his briefcase!

What do you call someone who steals a glacier?

An iceberglar

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?

The roller ghosted.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

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Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.