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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

Banned from the petting zoo...

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.