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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

Who's there! Boo! Boo who?

Just Boo! I'm a ghost!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.