Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they have to steal it first.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader?

A spooksman!

What did one ghost say to another?

I'm sorry but I just don't believe in people.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.