Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What does the ghost of Al Pacino say?

Boo-ah!

What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

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Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

What did the ghost wearing sox say?

Shhoooooooooooooeeeeeesss!! Shoooooooooooooooooose!

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

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Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

What would Jesus actually do?

Probably ban nail guns