Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

What do you say to a motivated ghost?

That's the spirit!

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What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits