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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What's the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist?

A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.