Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

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What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store.