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Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

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What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.