Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

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What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

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What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence