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Haunt Jokes

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you?

A Poltergeese!

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

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Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

Spirit Jokes More Spirit Jokes

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did they go from Windows 8 straight to Windows 10?

Because 7 8 9!

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What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Poultrygeist Jokes More Poultrygeist Jokes

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

What happens when you drop a decimal point in water?

It floats.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.