Haunt Jokes

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

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How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you?

A Poltergeese!

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

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What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

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Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

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Which administrative ghost is responsible for auditing all of the incoming/outgoing hauntings?

The boo-keeper.

Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

Why can't you escape the angry forest?

Because there are mad trees.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.