It was repossessed
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It's full of Boo's and Spirits.
A Poltergeese!
A haunting license
For the boos.
He got crped out.
A poultrygeist
Because it dampened his spirits.
A poltergeest
Phantom panes.
Because they're full of spirits.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A poultry-geist.
Pizza Haunt!
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Spirits
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
A Poultrygeist!
Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...
The nightmayor.
It was repossessed!
He had cold feet.
Jehovah's citruses.
Guardians of the Galaxy.
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
He had her.
That's the spirit!" How do you discourage a bartender Boos.
That's the spirit!
You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts
The haunted mouse
You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
She worked it out with a pencil.
Because 7,8,9