Haunt Jokes

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you?

A Poltergeese!

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

Why are all liquor stores haunted?

Because they're full of spirits.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

What do you mean the school must be haunted?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What do you call a chicken haunting your house?

A Poultrygeist!

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

Her blinker was on.

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Haunt License Jokes More Haunt License Jokes

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

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What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

What do you call a possessed chicken?

Poultrygeist.

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How can you tell if an American has a conceal carry permit?

They'll tell you.

What did the hipster say......when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Mortgage Jokes More Mortgage Jokes

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.

Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!