What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

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How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".