What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

What's the best part about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus

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Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.