What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why are rabbits like calculators?

They both multiply a lot.