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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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Why does a d dog scratch himself?

He is the only one that knows where it itches.

Why did the gynecologist giggle during the pap smear?

I don't know. It was an inside joke.

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What country do I live?

Iran

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

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What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.