What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

I don't know, how?: Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way.": But there's no F in way.:

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.

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How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.