What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

Why do we all marry?

Because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

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Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.