What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?

He has cat-arrh!

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

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How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.