What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.