How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

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Where's Finnick?

Odair he is!

Why didn't Ronda go to Prom?

She got Holm schooled told me to go here.

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What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.