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How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!

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What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!