How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?

They'll tell you

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.