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How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

How do you know he isn't?

Because I am.

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy

Why do women make better pilots than men?

They only have one joystick to worry about.

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What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.