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How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

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How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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What does an Apple Watch do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.