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How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

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Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

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What do you tell a slow tomato?

What Ketchup

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

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What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.