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How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.