How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

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What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

As told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.