How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

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What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas!

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

Marathon Runner Jokes More Marathon Runner Jokes

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners