How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

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What does poop have in common with the Boston Rioters?

They're both revolting! *Baltimore. I clearly don't know my B-Cities.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

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How do you tell the teams apart in Amish women's basketball?

It's skirts versus shins.

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

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What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.