How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

Good karma.

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He's still there.

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How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

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What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

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If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners