What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

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What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**