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What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

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What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.

Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

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