What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

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Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

When she asks "is that your puppy?

Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!