What are some good dad jokes?

I never had a dad to tell me any.

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What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

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How can you tell if a fencer is a redditor?

By how often he ripostes.

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.