What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

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What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.