What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent?

Nun the Wiser

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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

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What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.

What do you call a priest who has had too much sacramental wine?

An Alcatholic.