What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

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Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.