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What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon?

An anes-theologist. (close enough)