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What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?

They both have ornamental balls.