Are you having a crisis?
Nun of your business.
Ow, mitosis!
Oh just for the Halibut!
My toe sis!
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Mitosis
Mitosis!
6-year-old: Because I always win.
I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue
Because she wants to rise and shine.
Nun is better!
Tijuana build a snowman
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
Because she'd never be able to learn the language
Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.
Because she wanted to get rich milk.
Let's go ride our bikes!
They both can't ride bicycles.
She got Holm schooled told me to go here.
Because he had no body to go with!
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
We are both constantly penetrating your mum.
Because it's a Nietzsche Market.
Usually purr can!
Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Because it went straight pasta.
He waits at the next station
