Sister Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

What did the little cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis!

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What did the cell say to his sister who stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Why do you always fight with your sisters?

6-year-old: Because I always win.

What does the baker turned counterfeiter say?

I make my own dough". My sister Katie came up with this one.

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister after she stepped on him?

Mitosis. Huehuehuehuehuehue

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Why did your sister keep running around her bed?

Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What does NASCAR really stand for?

Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why did the elk cry at the funeral?

He had lost a deer friend

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

3 Week Jokes More 3 Week Jokes

How many Steam employees does it take to change a light bulb?

Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.