What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.