What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What do you call a Bible for the blind?

The Holy Braille!

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the Bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.