What Bible verse keeps every student going?

Lunch 11:35.

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Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

What do you call a Bible for the blind?

The Holy Braille!

Why do old people read the Bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me.