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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

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Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

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How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you... And you my dear - I am at a club... And sitting right behind you!!

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

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How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!