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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders