What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

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How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!

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How do the Sith ascend?

Elevaders

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne?

Sat down!