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What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

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What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

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How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.