What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

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Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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Who's there! Becka! Becka who?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit!

What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

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What do you do if a blonde person throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.