What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.