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What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

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Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!