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What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

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Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating