What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

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What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

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What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

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Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.