What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

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What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

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What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.