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What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why are divers always so nervous?

Because they're always under pressure!

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What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

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What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.