What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

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What's the worlds most forceful fig?

The Fig Newton.

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

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What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure