Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

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How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

What do you call two old black men standing in a shed?

Antique machinery

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What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge