Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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Why does the Pope shower with his briefs on?

He doesn't like to look down on the unemployed.

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono