Because he's always standing by The Edge.
You don't get a lollipop afterwards
You have diafetus
Nobody will look for them.
Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.
A wind tunnel.
It takes the edge off it
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
With or without "u"