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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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How does the average Chinese worker find a new job?

ChinkedIn.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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What Does Reddit stand for?

Reddit: Re-Downvote Downvote it.

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

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What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.