Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

To find Pluto.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

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Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

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What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.

Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.