Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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How does Han Solo like to get around Endor?

Ewoks

Who in the organisation likes cats the most?

The purchaser.

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Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

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What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark