Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

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What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

A PDFile

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

When does Sean Connery enjoy playing his favorite sport?

Ten-ish.

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What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up