What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.

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Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!

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What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Why do you have a pear on your head?

He replies, "It's not a peach, it's a plum!"

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

What were Charles Darwin's favorite fruits?

Oranges and peaches.