What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

Edward Woodward.