What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost

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What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.