What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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What's blue, small and sits in a corner?

A baby with its hand in the power socket.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

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Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.