What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

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What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.