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What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Glove Jokes More Glove Jokes

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

How do you address a monster?

Very politely.

What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'?

A monster in a traffic jam.