Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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A dead centipede.

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What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot