Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are feet so funny?

Because they're "heel areas"...

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches