Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

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Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

What's white, hard, and 12 inches long?

Nothing.