Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot