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What's white, hard, and 12 inches long?

Nothing.

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What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.