What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

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What do you call a monster with two wooden heads?

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What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Why does no one like the swiss army?

Because they are all a bunch of tools.