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What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

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How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

What did the manager of the Frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do